copyright Bear
From the moment we get to meet the stunning Andrew C Thornton, played well by Matthew Rhys, you know the audience is in for a wild journey. He's an smuggler that has style elegant grace, as well as a way of dropping his items in the most off-putting places. But little did he know, he was about to accidentally create the myth of this century--the "copyright Bear!"
Let go of what think you know about bears or their preferences for food. The film makes a bold stance and postulates that when bears consume copyright they don't just party, they transform into bloodthirsty beasts! Say goodbye, Godzilla you've got a new reigning king, and his name is a bear, with a tendency to consume powdered substances.
Our cast of characters, with the helpless police and the criminals who are hapless, and innocent pedestrians who had trouble finding their way from the paper bag is sure to keep you amused. Their collective incompetence is truly something to see. If you ever find yourself looking for a laugh then just think about investigators Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell trying to figure out any crime, without accidentally shooting each other.
We must not forget our brave adventurers Olaf as well as Elsa. It's not those they appear as in "Frozen." These two hikers stumble upon an abundant supply of Colombian quality, and in the blink of an eye you know it, they've been able to say "Bearzilla," they become first targets of copyright Bear's insatiable appetite. I mean, who needs someone to play Disney princess when there's an erupting, snorting bear to be found?
It strikes the right combination of horror and comedy which makes you laugh at each time, while clutching your popcorn in terror the next. As the body count climbs, it's more than you can count the curls of your neck so you'll have to cheer for each demise with wicked delight. This is like watching a (blog post) National Geographic special hosted by Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper.
Then, let's get to the climactic battle. Imagine a waterfall falling in the background our amazing family consisting of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry ready to take on the copyright Bear. It's an epic war for long ages that includes fireballs, roars of the bear and enough white powder knock Tony Montana to shame. In the exact moment you think that you've seen the last of bear, it's resurrected by a copyright explosion! This is a tale of a return to famous proportions.
It's true that "copyright Bear" may have it's flaws. The editing is as jumpy like a drunk squirrel which leaves you scratching your head and you wondering if the film reel was secretly used as scratching post. Do not worry, viewers, because the bear CGI really is top-of-the-line. This bear takes over the show regardless of whether the team of editors seemed to be in a state of sugar coma their own.
This film is a mixture with tension, double crossings and a surprising bond. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. In the end, before you depart the theater smiling across your face, you should remember one of the reviews' final words: Beware of feeding bears anything and especially not heroin or fellow hiking buddies. Don't be fooled, it's not going to be a good thing for everyone involved.
Then, go grab your popcorn, buckle up, and be swept away by the outrageous world of "copyright Bear." It's a cinematic adventure unlike anything else and will leave you with stitches, pondering the true force of bears along with their hidden party potential.